Urged on by Thrik, I have decided to follow the lead of The Remi and review “cultural” things. Things like Chewits.
Do they even make Chewits any more? I’m more of a Fruit Pastilles man, even though I’m faintly behind the whole ongoing Nestle boycott thing. Hey, I don’t buy any of their other products! Ahem.
Anyway, Chewits. Little cubes of sticky, sugary goodness. A bit like Opel Fruits (sorry, Starburst), but not quite as good. I lost at least one baby tooth to Chewits when I was a young ‘un, which was useful for me as they were going to come out anyway and that way I didn’t have to deal with the trauma. The Tooth Fairy believed me when I left a note explaining why I had swallowed the tooth.
What?
Anyway, Chewits are great. You should buy them immediately, probably. They used to give me really weird poos, but did you really want to know that? I doubt it.
