We’ve had Murphy’s Law, we’ve had Moore’s Law, now I think we’re ready for some new laws for the modern age. I’ll call them Huzbo’s laws.
- The number of satellite dishes visible in a town is inversely proportional to the quality of nightlife to be found there.
- No matter how carefully you put your iPod away, it will always emerge with the headphones in a hopelessly tangled mess.
- The above is especially true if you are trying to set up your iPod inconspicuously, for instance while about to get off the bus.
- You will only trip over cracks in the pavement, walk into lampposts, or have equally embarrassing accidents when a gang of scallies are approaching.
- You can listen to WinAmp or your iPod on shuffle for as long as you like, and nothing embarrassing will come on until other people are around to heard it.
I think that’s enough for now!
