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This Species has Amused Itself to Death

Monday 30th January 2006

Have you ever listened to Radio 2’s morning news bulletins? They always end with the results of some new poll or research project. I’m sure they’ll mention this one tomorrow.

The latest is that UK children are less ‘intelligent’ than their counterparts 30 years ago. This ‘intelligence’ is not measured in terms of exams passed or school marks – exams are blatantly getting easier, and have a look at your mum’s O-level papers if you don’t believe me – but rather by administering to a sample of children the same test that was first given in 1976. Today’s youth did not do well.

I don’t think this is particularly surprising. Children learn through creative play and experimentation, neither of which they have any pressing need to engage in. When you can watch Cartoon Network 24 hours a day, why bother?

I don’t think this is an entirely new phenomenon, either. Just have a look at the number of self-taught scientists there were in the 19th century. Were they all incredibly clever back then? No, just bored, I reckon.

TV, games consoles, the Internet and finally, piss-easy exams are making things too easy. There’s no need to find new ways of keeping yourself entertained when you can just sit like a lemon in front of the telly and have it beam effortlessly into your gaping face. I demand a return to children sitting at home rubbing pieces of Lego together because they have nothing better to do. And from those pieces of Lego will spring child prodigies the like of which the world has never seen! Since 1976.


3 Comments

Comment By: stan

Monday 30th January 2006 | 01:11

This is my entire theme man. If I’m ever famous and I have a theme (like Thompson and the “death of the American dream” and Hitler and facism) it will be how I was part of the last generation of children who grew up without the internet as a viable distraction during school summer holidays. Hell, back then there were only four TV channels and they weren’t dominated by reality TV either. Sky (or “cable” as it was called back then) was only for the nouveau riche and pubs, which actually made it more sociable. I mean, there was always one person – and only one – in every group of friends who had sky, so we’d all crowd over to their house to watch the football or Frank Bruno getting massacred.

Ah.

Comment By: Gabez

Tuesday 31st January 2006 | 19:53

I’m no expert, but… I think completely different skills are taught today, and thus a test from 1976 wouldn’t neccesarily be appropiate for today’s youth.

Understanding is emphasised more, as is teamwork and free-thinking. Why memorise Latin declensions when you can learn about Ziki, the disabled hindu lady who’s having an abortian?

I don’t think it’s worse, just different. It may even be better!

Comment By: Huz

Wednesday 1st February 2006 | 00:12

The tests were in applied knowledge and intelligence, like being able to tell that if a glass vessel is filled to the brim, emptied into a second container and then filled to the brim again, both vessels contain the same amount of water. In that sense they were like the IQ test, in that results should not be effected by formal education, in theory.

Due to the nature of the test, I think the results indicate a lack of imagination and experimentation in childhood more than anything else. The above question is easily answered, after all, and even a cursory messing-around with empty shampoo bottles in the bath or something should prepare you for it.

And Tones, I think we’re all glad that we were the “last generation” not to be able to post our fan-fiction online. ;P


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