The Huz Experience

I got a good phishmail thing from a fake Paypal. It actually beat Gmail’s phishing filter and it said something along the lines of (but more professional and ‘realistic’ sounding) “we have included your username as proof that this email is from Paypal”.

It was only on close inspection that I noticed that they _hadn’t_ included my username, the fuckers.

Narodno Pozorishte? Where the hell did you get that photo?

I took it in Sarajevo. Strangely enough, I only have one photo featuring a pantograph!

I presume you recognise Narodno Pozorishte as Serbo-Croat or whatever – what’s it mean again?

National Theater.

Hee, some spam is pure poetry. This is one I got for ‘love pills’.

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