The Huz Experience

Spamming Bastards

Victory in Spamville

Wednesday 26th July 2006

94% of all comments are spam.

Hardly a surprising statistic when you look at the amount of trouble this meagre site has had with the spamming hordes. I wouldn’t care to guess what the ratio of spam-to-ham is like here, but I bet it’s nowhere near as good as 6% real meat.

Fortunately, the spammers that hit this site regularly are a particularly stupid bunch, and even a small sample of their automated antics was enough to build a bulletproof spam filter back in January. Recently, though, they’ve started being a bit more subtle:

Crap indeed.

These enigmatic gems pushed me over the edge and I implemented Akismet, an online service for preventing comment spam. Their home page is where I got my 94% figure.

The idea’s simple enough: when someone sees fit to hurl their erudite observations at your feet, your blog queries Akismet’s web service with the contents, and receives the thumbs-up or thumbs-down from them in reply.

So far it seems to work, with one minor drawback: all my own comments are flagged as spam. Less than ideal, but hopefully that’ll stop with time.

Victory over the bastards again – for another six months at least.


2 Comments

Comment By: Mort

Monday 31st July 2006 | 13:30

Hey Huz, are you interested in either PENIS ENLARGEMENT or a FREE NO OBLIGATION LOAN CONSULTATION for LOW INTEREST MORGAGE RATES?

Also I discovered something interesting! With the obfuscating message technique, there’s 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways of writing ‘Viagra’ (V I A G R A, v1agra, /iagra etc)

http://cockeyed.com/lessons/viagra/viagra.html

Comment By: Huz

Monday 31st July 2006 | 17:33

Hee, I’m glad to see that Akismet busted you.

Also, respect to your IP address. Xerox must have been an early Internet adopter!


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