What games was I recommending when I was a wee bairn? These, apparently:

Something tells me I was making an effort to be objective in this list. The fact that I’ve included a game I (and I quote) “hate” is a clue, but the fact that I have mentioned Doom - a game I got no closer to playing than drooling over its screenshots and possibly going “Oh! Scary - or not?” - provides more compelling evidence.
Achieving objectivity is always difficult, but it’s especially hard when your idea of the best game ever is, well, RoadKill, a game which I now recognise had only one thing going for it: your success at achieving the ‘Jackpot’ (and, heaven forbid, the ‘Super Jackpot’) was rewarded with such a cacophony of sound that it evidently unbalanced my fragile mind.
Ah well.